1 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:57,556 Dora! 2 00:10:31,088 --> 00:10:32,631 Fagle! 3 00:10:34,925 --> 00:10:36,092 Fagle! 4 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:37,218 Huh? 5 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,847 All right. Hold still now. 6 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:05,348 Mmm-hmm. Yes. 7 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:14,482 Well... Oh, sorry. 8 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,775 No, thanks. 9 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:18,319 Well, you're in good health. 10 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,030 So how's Judith and the kids? 11 00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,783 Good. Everyone's good, you know. 12 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:26,619 Danny must be, what about to be bar mitzvahed? 13 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:27,912 Two weeks. 14 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,998 Well, mazel tov! 15 00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:32,417 They grow up fast, don't they? 16 00:12:54,857 --> 00:13:04,282 Hmm... 17 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:14,501 Yeah, you put the... 18 00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:39,526 That's right, you put the... 19 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,976 You following this? 20 00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:14,894 Okay? 21 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,397 So... 22 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,608 This part is exciting. 23 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:25,196 So, am I right? 24 00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:26,739 So, okay. So... 25 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:29,742 So, if that's that, then we can do this. 26 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,912 And that's Schrodinger's Paradox, right? 27 00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:34,622 Is the cat dead? 28 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,667 Or is the cat not dead? 29 00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:38,960 Messages, Professor Gopnik. 30 00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,461 Thank you, Natalie. 31 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,797 Oh, Clive, come in. 32 00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:50,138 So, what can I do for you? 33 00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:53,683 Dr. Gopnik, I believe the results 34 00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:55,852 of the physics midterm were unjust. 35 00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:58,605 Uh-huh? How so? 36 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,940 I received unsatisfactory grade. 37 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,276 In fact, F, the failing grade. 38 00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:07,030 Yes. You failed the midterm. That's accurate. 39 00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:08,698 Yes, but that is not just. 40 00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:11,910 I was unaware to be examined on the mathematics. 41 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:15,163 Well, you can't do physics without mathematics, really, can you? 42 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:18,708 If I receive the failing grade, I Lose my scholarship, 43 00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:20,084 and I feel shame. 44 00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:23,838 I understand the physics. I understand the dead cat. 45 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:27,508 But you can't really understand the physics 46 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,344 without understanding the math. 47 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:33,181 The math tells how it really works. That's the real thing. 48 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:36,851 The stories I give you in class are just illustrative. 49 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:40,772 They're Like fables, say, to help give you a picture. 50 00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:42,148 I mean... 51 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,818 Even I don't understand the dead cat. 52 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,779 The math is how it really works. 53 00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:50,698 Very difficult. 54 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,784 Well, I'm sorry, but I... 55 00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:53,952 What do you propose? 56 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:55,161 Passing grade. No, no. 57 00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:57,455 Or perhaps I can take the midterm again. 58 00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:59,290 I know now it cover the mathematics. 59 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:02,085 Well, the other students wouldn't Like that, would they? 60 00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:05,713 If one student gets to retake the test until he gets a grade he likes? 61 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,424 Secret test. No... 62 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,134 Hush-hush. No. 63 00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,761 That's just not workable. 64 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:14,889 I'm afraid we'll just have to bite the bullet on this thing, Clive... 65 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,309 Very troubling. 66 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,450 Sy Ableman. 67 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,619 Hello, Sy. Larry Gopnik. 68 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,539 Larry. How are you, my friend? 69 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,290 Good. How you been, Sy? 70 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:44,210 Fine. Can we talk, Larry? 71 00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:45,962 What? You... Uh... 72 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,297 Hello? Larry? 73 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,632 Call back! 74 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:50,883 Clive! 75 00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:05,023 That was Sy Ableman. 76 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,482 He said he got disconnected. 77 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:10,695 Out in a minute. 78 00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:12,989 I gotta wash my hair. I'm going out tonight. 79 00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:14,115 I'll be out in a minute. 80 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,658 Jesus Christ! 81 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,454 Why is Uncle Arthur always in the bathroom? 82 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,789 He has to drain his sebaceous cyst. You know that. 83 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:22,915 Will you set the table? 84 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,251 Why can't he do it in the basement or out in the garage? 85 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:31,716 I had 20 bucks in it, too. Inside the case. 86 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,301 Twenty bucks? How come? 87 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:36,554 Bought a lid from Mike Fagle a couple of weeks ago. 88 00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:37,722 Still owed him 20. 89 00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:39,474 He already gave you the pot? 90 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,894 Yeah. But a couple of weeks ago, my funding got cut off. 91 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,730 Fagle said he'd pound the crap out of me if I didn't pay up. 92 00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:48,066 What funding got cut off? Where do you get your money? 93 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,108 What happened? 94 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:51,069 Rabbi Turchik took his radio. Had money in it. 95 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,403 That fucker! 96 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:54,280 Yeah. I think he said he was confiscating it. 97 00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:56,199 He's a fucker. Where do you get your money? 98 00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:57,825 Mike Fagle's gonna kick his ass. 99 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,369 Last week he pounded the crap out of Seth Seddlemeyer. 100 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:01,704 He's a fucker! 101 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,956 Fagle or Seth Seddlemeyer? They're both fuckers! 102 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:05,917 Out in a minute! 103 00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:07,085 Are you still in there? 104 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,003 Yeah, I'll be out in a minute! 105 00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:35,029 Arthur! 106 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,614 Yeah? Dinner! 107 00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,741 Okay, out in a minute! 108 00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:39,992 We should wait. 109 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:41,327 Are you kidding? 110 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:51,420 Mr. Brandt keeps mowing part of our lawn. 111 00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:52,964 Does that matter? 112 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,382 What? 113 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:55,967 Is it important? 114 00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:58,803 It's just odd. 115 00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:01,639 Mom, how long is Uncle Arthur staying with us? 116 00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,266 Ask your father. 117 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:55,234 Honey. 118 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,569 Did you talk to Sy? 119 00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:58,279 Sy? 120 00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:02,241 Sy Ableman. That's right, he called. But I... 121 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,868 You didn't talk to him? No. 122 00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:08,414 You know the problems that you and I have been having? 123 00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:09,540 Mmm-hmm. 124 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:12,251 Well, Sy and I have become very close. 125 00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:18,758 In short, I think it's time that we start talking about a divorce. 126 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:25,556 Sy Ableman? 127 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,058 This is not about Sy. 128 00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:28,726 You mentioned Sy! 129 00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,895 Don't twist my words, Larry. 130 00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:33,522 A divorce? What have I done? I haven't done anything. 131 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,483 Larry, don't be a child. 132 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:38,319 You haven't done anything. I haven't done anything. 133 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:41,572 Yes! Yes, we haven't done anything. 134 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,659 And I'm probably about to get tenure. 135 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:48,162 Nevertheless, there have been problems, as you know... 136 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,581 Well... ...and things have changed. 137 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,500 And then, Sy Ableman. 138 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,252 Sy has come into my life, and I... 139 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:58,422 Come into your... What does that mean? You barely know him. 140 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,633 Oh, please. We've known the Ablemans for 15 years, Larry! 141 00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:04,345 Yes, but you said we hadn't done anything. 142 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:07,139 I haven't done anything. 143 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:10,184 This is not some flashy fling, Larry. 144 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,062 This is not about woopsy-doopsy. 145 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,649 Sy Ableman? 146 00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:18,609 - I'll be out in a minute! - Oh, Jesus Christ! 147 00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,278 Look, I didn't know any other way of breaking it to you 148 00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:23,155 except to just tell you and treat you Like an adult. 149 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,740 Is that so wrong? 150 00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:26,867 Where do I sleep? 151 00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:29,078 What? Arthur's on the couch. 152 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:30,788 Look, Sy feels that we should... 153 00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:33,291 Esther is barely cold! 154 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,293 Esther died three years ago, 155 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,795 and it was a loveless marriage. 156 00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:40,965 Sy wants a gett. 157 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,678 A what? A ritual divorce. 158 00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:47,388 He says it's very important. 159 00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:50,516 Without a gett, I'm an aguna. 160 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,726 A what? 161 00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:53,394 What are you talking about? 162 00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:55,896 You always act so surprised. 163 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,482 I have begged you to see the Rabbi. 164 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,814 Messages, Professor Gopnik. 165 00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:50,785 Yes, thanks for coming, Clive. Have a seat. 166 00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:58,125 We had, I think, a good talk the other day, 167 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,253 but you left something... I didn't leave it. 168 00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:06,050 Well, you don't even know what I was going to say. 169 00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:07,551 I didn't leave anything. 170 00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:09,053 I'm not missing anything. 171 00:23:09,137 --> 00:23:10,930 I know where everything is. 172 00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:15,142 Well then, Clive... 173 00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:17,603 Where did this come from? 174 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,484 This is here, isn't it? 175 00:23:24,027 --> 00:23:25,403 Yes, sir. That is there. 176 00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:26,570 This is not nothing. 177 00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:27,988 This is something. 178 00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:30,825 Yes. That is something. 179 00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:34,245 What is it? You know what it is, I believe. 180 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,915 And you know I can't keep it, Clive. Yes, sir. 181 00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:39,875 I'll have to pass it on to Professor Finkle, 182 00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:42,753 along with my suspicions about where it came from. 183 00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,630 Actions have consequences. 184 00:23:44,714 --> 00:23:45,756 Yes. Often. 185 00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:48,259 No, always! Actions always have consequences! 186 00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:51,220 In this office, actions have consequences. 187 00:23:51,304 --> 00:23:53,013 Yes, sir. Not just physics, 188 00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:54,348 morally. Yes. 189 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,183 And we both know about your actions. 190 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,227 No, sir. I know about my actions. 191 00:23:58,311 --> 00:24:01,939 I can interpret, Clive. I know what you meant me to understand. 192 00:24:02,023 --> 00:24:03,649 Meer sir my sir. 193 00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:09,071 "Meer sir my sir"? 194 00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:12,533 Mere surmise, sir. 195 00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:15,035 Very uncertain. 196 00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:49,487 You little brat fucker! 197 00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:51,697 You snuck 20 bucks out of my drawer! 198 00:24:52,073 --> 00:24:53,866 Studying Torah, asshole. 199 00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:55,910 You little brat! I'm telling Dad! 200 00:24:56,244 --> 00:24:58,370 You gonna tell him you've been sneaking it out of his wallet? 201 00:24:58,455 --> 00:25:01,665 You know what I'm gonna do, you little brat, if you don't give it back? 202 00:25:02,417 --> 00:25:03,667 Dad? 203 00:25:04,085 --> 00:25:06,337 Dad, you've gotta fix the aerial. 204 00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:08,422 Hello, Larry. Have you thought about a lawyer? 205 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:09,798 Dad! Honey, please! 206 00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:10,966 We're not getting channel four at all. 207 00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:12,343 Can we discuss it later? 208 00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:13,594 I can't get F Troop. 209 00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:15,012 Larry, the children know. 210 00:25:15,096 --> 00:25:16,472 Do you think this is some secret? 211 00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:18,098 Do you think this is something we're going to keep quiet? 212 00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:19,767 Dad, Uncle Arthur is in the bathroom again, 213 00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:21,018 and I'm going to the Hole at 8:00. 214 00:25:21,102 --> 00:25:22,353 Out in a minute! Ow! Stop! 215 00:25:22,437 --> 00:25:24,438 She keeps doing that! What's going on? 216 00:25:53,134 --> 00:25:54,343 Arthur? 217 00:25:54,761 --> 00:25:55,803 Yes? 218 00:25:57,138 --> 00:25:58,597 What are you doing? 219 00:26:01,142 --> 00:26:03,185 Working on the Mentaculus. 220 00:26:05,939 --> 00:26:07,898 Any luck, um, 221 00:26:09,484 --> 00:26:11,026 Looking for an apartment? 222 00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:15,406 No. 223 00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:34,508 Sy. Good to see you, Larry. 224 00:26:36,344 --> 00:26:37,344 I'll get Judith. 225 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:41,348 No, listen, actually, I'm here to see you, if I might. 226 00:26:42,642 --> 00:26:44,893 Such a thing. Such a thing. 227 00:26:44,978 --> 00:26:46,020 Shall we go in the kitchen? 228 00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:50,858 You know, Larry, the way we handle ourselves in this situation, 229 00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:53,110 so important. 230 00:26:53,194 --> 00:26:54,903 Uh-huh? Absolutely. 231 00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:56,530 Judith told me that she broke the news to you, 232 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:59,658 and she said that you were very adult. 233 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,619 Did she? Absolutely. 234 00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:04,079 The respect she has for you... 235 00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:06,707 Yes? Do you drink wine? 236 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:08,292 Because this is an incredible bottle. 237 00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:09,627 This is not Mogen David, Larry. 238 00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:12,421 This is a wine. A Bordeaux. 239 00:27:12,505 --> 00:27:14,131 You know, Sy... Open it. 240 00:27:14,215 --> 00:27:16,800 Let it breathe. Ten minutes. 241 00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:19,345 Letting it breathe, so important. 242 00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:21,221 Thanks, Sy, but I'm not... 243 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,807 Listen, I insist, Larry. There's no cause for discomfort. 244 00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:25,934 I'd be uncomfortable if you didn't take it. 245 00:27:26,019 --> 00:27:28,145 Larry, listen. These are signs. 246 00:27:28,229 --> 00:27:29,480 Tokens, Larry. 247 00:27:29,564 --> 00:27:30,939 I'm just... I'm not ungrateful. 248 00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:32,274 I just don't know a lot about wine, 249 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:33,901 and given our... It's okay. 250 00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:36,654 ...respective... It's okay. 251 00:27:38,865 --> 00:27:42,368 Larry, we're going to be fine. 252 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:51,585 Want some of this, fucker? 253 00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:25,452 Fuck. 254 00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:38,562 Would you read this? Tell me what you think? 255 00:31:41,524 --> 00:31:42,649 Okay. 256 00:31:44,819 --> 00:31:47,029 Boy! You should have worn a hat. 257 00:32:10,511 --> 00:32:12,429 Let's see some hustle, Mitch. 258 00:32:58,351 --> 00:32:59,518 Larry? 259 00:33:00,561 --> 00:33:02,020 Hi, Arlen. 260 00:33:02,647 --> 00:33:07,818 Larry, I feel that as head of the tenure committee, I should tell you this. 261 00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:13,615 Though it should be no cause for concern, and you should not at all be worried. 262 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,033 Okay. 263 00:33:15,118 --> 00:33:17,661 But I feel I should mention it, 264 00:33:17,745 --> 00:33:21,707 even though it will carry no weight in our decision 265 00:33:21,791 --> 00:33:23,375 on whether or not to grant you tenure. 266 00:33:23,459 --> 00:33:26,128 So again, no cause for concern. 267 00:33:26,212 --> 00:33:28,630 Okay, Arlen. Give what any weight? 268 00:33:29,882 --> 00:33:31,258 Well... 269 00:33:31,342 --> 00:33:33,427 We've received a number of letters 270 00:33:34,804 --> 00:33:38,515 denigrating you and urging us not to... 271 00:33:38,599 --> 00:33:40,267 Not to grant you tenure. 272 00:33:43,104 --> 00:33:44,062 From who? 273 00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:47,691 Well, they're anonymous, so we dismiss them completely. 274 00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:50,152 Well, what do they say? 275 00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:52,779 Well, they make allegations... 276 00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:54,906 Well, allegations... Assertions. 277 00:33:54,991 --> 00:33:58,869 And though we give them no credence at all, Larry. 278 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:01,204 Well, I'm not really at liberty 325 279 00:34:01,289 --> 00:34:03,874 to discuss the specifics of the committee's deliberations. 280 00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:07,669 But I think you're saying these won't play any part in your deliberations? 281 00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:09,046 None whatsoever. 282 00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:10,088 So what are they? 283 00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:13,008 Moral turpitude, you could say. 284 00:34:14,510 --> 00:34:17,179 Uh-huh. Can I ask? Are they... 285 00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:20,307 Are they idiomatic? Hmm? 286 00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:24,186 The reason I ask, I have a Korean student. South Korean. 287 00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:28,148 A disgruntled South Korean, and I meant to talk to you about this... 288 00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:33,403 Oh, no, no. They're competently, even eloquently written. 289 00:34:33,488 --> 00:34:37,074 A native English speaker. There's no question about that. 290 00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:39,534 Uh-huh. Let me reiterate. 291 00:34:39,619 --> 00:34:41,078 No cause for concern. 292 00:34:41,162 --> 00:34:45,999 I only speak because I would feel odd concealing it. 293 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,709 Yes. Yeah. 294 00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:50,837 Best to Judith. 295 00:34:58,179 --> 00:35:00,013 I gotta get my radio back. 296 00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:02,307 Maybe the fucker Lodged it up his fucking asshole. 297 00:35:02,391 --> 00:35:05,727 I gotta get it back, or Mike Fagle's gonna pound the crap out of me. 298 00:35:05,853 --> 00:35:07,270 Way up his asshole. 299 00:35:21,536 --> 00:35:22,702 Good afternoon. 300 00:35:26,749 --> 00:35:27,749 Go scrub up, Mitch. 301 00:35:29,877 --> 00:35:30,961 Been hunting? 302 00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:38,969 Is that a... 303 00:35:39,053 --> 00:35:40,470 It's gonna be a boat shed. 304 00:35:40,555 --> 00:35:41,847 Uh-huh. 305 00:35:41,931 --> 00:35:42,931 That's great. 306 00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:46,977 Mr. Brandt... I said scrub up, Mitch! 307 00:35:51,899 --> 00:35:53,316 Isn't this a school day? 308 00:35:53,401 --> 00:35:55,443 I took him out of school today so he could hunt with his dad. 309 00:35:58,739 --> 00:36:00,574 Uh, Mr. Brandt, 310 00:36:00,658 --> 00:36:02,617 that's just about at the property line there. 311 00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:04,077 I don't think we're supposed to get 312 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:05,787 within, what, 10 feet... Property line's the poplar. 313 00:36:08,082 --> 00:36:09,291 The... Poplar. 314 00:36:09,959 --> 00:36:12,627 Well, even if it is, you're just about over it. Measure. 315 00:36:12,753 --> 00:36:15,714 I don't have to measure, you can tell it's... Line's the poplar. 316 00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:18,216 What's going on? 317 00:36:18,634 --> 00:36:19,676 Nothing. 318 00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:24,181 Larry? Yeah? 319 00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:25,849 Did you go to Sieglestein Schlutz? 320 00:36:25,933 --> 00:36:27,017 No, I... Not yet. 321 00:36:27,101 --> 00:36:28,143 Larry. 322 00:36:28,227 --> 00:36:29,477 Appointment Monday. 323 00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:30,854 Where are you going? 324 00:36:30,938 --> 00:36:32,189 I'm going to the Hole. 325 00:36:32,273 --> 00:36:33,857 What? At 5:00? 326 00:36:33,941 --> 00:36:36,443 We're stopping at Laurie Kipperstein's house so I can wash my hair. 327 00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:38,069 Hi, Mr. Gopnik. 328 00:36:38,446 --> 00:36:40,614 You can't wash it here? Uncle Arthur's in the bathroom. 329 00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:42,282 I'll be out in a minute! 330 00:36:42,366 --> 00:36:43,450 Are you ready? Huh? 331 00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:45,035 We're meeting Sy at Embers. I am? 332 00:36:45,119 --> 00:36:47,454 Both of us. I told you, Larry. 333 00:36:49,457 --> 00:36:50,665 Larry. 334 00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:56,129 How are you? 335 00:36:57,924 --> 00:36:58,965 Sy. 336 00:37:01,510 --> 00:37:02,552 Hello, Judith. 337 00:37:02,637 --> 00:37:03,637 Hello, Sy. 338 00:37:05,848 --> 00:37:09,100 Larry, I want to thank you for coming. 339 00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:12,938 It's so important that we be able to discuss these things. 340 00:37:13,022 --> 00:37:14,731 I'm happy to come to Embers, Sy. 341 00:37:14,815 --> 00:37:17,317 But I'm thinking, really, maybe it's best to leave 342 00:37:17,401 --> 00:37:18,735 these discussions to the lawyers. 343 00:37:18,819 --> 00:37:21,655 Of course. Legal matters, you let the lawyers discuss. 344 00:37:21,739 --> 00:37:23,740 You don't mix apples and oranges. 345 00:37:23,824 --> 00:37:25,242 I have begged you to see the lawyer. 346 00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:26,576 I told you, I'm going Monday. 347 00:37:26,661 --> 00:37:29,329 Monday is timely. This is not... 348 00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:33,083 Please, Embers is not the forum for legalities. You're so right. 349 00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:37,837 No, Judith and I wanted merely to discuss, uh, 350 00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:41,091 practicalities. Living arrangements. 351 00:37:41,467 --> 00:37:45,262 After all, this is an issue where no one is at odds. 352 00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:46,513 Living arrangements? 353 00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:50,892 I think we all agree that the children 401 354 00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:54,062 not being contaminated with the tension, 355 00:37:54,146 --> 00:37:55,272 the most important. 356 00:37:55,356 --> 00:37:57,357 We shouldn't put the kids in the middle of this, Larry. 357 00:37:57,441 --> 00:37:58,483 The kids aren't... 358 00:37:58,567 --> 00:38:00,485 I'm saying "we." I'm not pointing fingers. 359 00:38:00,569 --> 00:38:03,280 No one is playing the blame game, Larry. 360 00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:04,447 I didn't say anyone was. 361 00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:06,491 Well, let's not play "He Said, She Said," either. 362 00:38:06,617 --> 00:38:08,618 I wasn't! I... All right. Look, look, look. 363 00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:12,455 Let's just take a step back and we can diffuse the situation. 364 00:38:14,625 --> 00:38:18,169 You know, Larry, sometimes I find that 365 00:38:18,254 --> 00:38:19,921 if I count to 10... 366 00:38:21,882 --> 00:38:22,924 One, 367 00:38:24,218 --> 00:38:25,218 two, 368 00:38:26,721 --> 00:38:27,762 three, 369 00:38:29,223 --> 00:38:30,432 four... 370 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:32,726 Or silently. 371 00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:42,819 Really, to keep things on an even Keel 372 00:38:42,903 --> 00:38:44,779 Leading up to Danny's bar mitzvah... 373 00:38:44,864 --> 00:38:46,656 A child's bar mitzvah, Larry. 374 00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:50,452 Sy and I think it's best if you move out of the house. 375 00:38:51,787 --> 00:38:52,787 Move out? 376 00:38:52,913 --> 00:38:55,332 Well, it makes eminent sense. Things can't continue as they... 377 00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:56,875 Move out? Where would I go? 378 00:38:56,959 --> 00:39:00,045 Well, for instance, the Jolly Roger is quite livable. 379 00:39:00,129 --> 00:39:01,421 It's not expensive. 380 00:39:01,505 --> 00:39:04,090 The rooms are eminently habitable. 381 00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:05,675 This would allow you to visit the kids. 382 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,844 There's convenience in its favor. They've got a pool. 383 00:39:07,928 --> 00:39:10,597 Wouldn't it make more sense for you to move in with Sy? 384 00:39:12,558 --> 00:39:13,641 Larry. 385 00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:17,187 Larry, you... You are jesting. 386 00:39:18,230 --> 00:39:21,024 I think, really, the Jolly Roger 387 00:39:21,108 --> 00:39:24,152 is the appropriate course of action. 388 00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:30,700 Listen here, 389 00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:32,452 you little fucker, I want my money! 390 00:39:32,578 --> 00:39:33,787 Stop it! I'm gonna get it! 391 00:39:33,829 --> 00:39:34,871 Give it back! 392 00:39:34,955 --> 00:39:36,581 You owe me 20 bucks, you little shit! 393 00:39:36,665 --> 00:39:38,625 Don't worry about it! Give it, brat fucker! 394 00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:41,211 I'm gonna get it! I'm gonna get it! Brat! Fucker! 395 00:39:41,295 --> 00:39:42,962 - What's going on? - Nothing. 396 00:39:45,299 --> 00:39:47,342 What was that? Nothing. 397 00:39:48,594 --> 00:39:50,095 How's the Torah portion coming? 398 00:39:50,179 --> 00:39:52,555 Can you maybe use the hi-fi? 399 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:53,890 What? Can I borrow this? 400 00:39:53,974 --> 00:39:57,852 I'm taking some stuff to, you know, the Jolly Roger. 401 00:39:57,937 --> 00:39:59,062 Dad! Sure, Dad. 402 00:39:59,146 --> 00:40:01,147 Dad! Chinese guy! 403 00:40:01,607 --> 00:40:06,611 Culture clash. 404 00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:10,698 With all respect, Mr. Park, I don't think it's that. 405 00:40:10,783 --> 00:40:12,075 Yes. No, 406 00:40:12,159 --> 00:40:15,745 it would be a culture clash if it were the custom in your land 456 407 00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:17,247 to bribe people for grades. 408 00:40:17,331 --> 00:40:18,456 Yes. 409 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,168 So, you're saying it is the custom? 410 00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:25,547 No, this is defamation. Ground for Lawsuit. 411 00:40:26,173 --> 00:40:27,257 Let me get this straight. 412 00:40:27,341 --> 00:40:29,926 You're threatening to sue me for defaming your son? 413 00:40:30,010 --> 00:40:31,136 Yes. 414 00:40:31,762 --> 00:40:34,013 But it would... Is this man bothering you? 415 00:40:35,224 --> 00:40:37,976 Is he bothering me? No. 416 00:40:39,937 --> 00:40:41,187 I, uh... 417 00:40:47,528 --> 00:40:48,862 See, look... 418 00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:50,613 If it were defamation, there would have to be 419 00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:52,782 someone I was defaming him to, or I... 420 00:40:52,867 --> 00:40:54,909 All right, let's keep it simple. 421 00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:58,413 I could pretend the money never appeared. That's not defaming anyone. 422 00:40:58,497 --> 00:41:00,874 Yes. And passing grade. 423 00:41:01,542 --> 00:41:03,168 Passing grade? Yes. 424 00:41:04,170 --> 00:41:05,753 Or you'll sue me? 425 00:41:05,838 --> 00:41:06,963 For taking money. 426 00:41:07,047 --> 00:41:08,798 So he did leave the money? 427 00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:10,133 This is defamation! 428 00:41:11,385 --> 00:41:14,471 It doesn't make sense. Either he left the money or he didn't. 429 00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:16,890 Please. Accept the mystery. 430 00:41:20,269 --> 00:41:22,061 Give me that, fucker. 431 00:41:29,361 --> 00:41:30,612 He's very good with numbers. 432 00:41:30,696 --> 00:41:34,073 I think his social skills have held him back. 433 00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:36,159 Such a sweet man, though. 434 00:41:36,243 --> 00:41:37,535 Arthur has a good heart. 435 00:41:38,621 --> 00:41:41,039 And he never complains, unlike me. 436 00:41:42,082 --> 00:41:44,000 Sometimes I don't give him enough credit. 437 00:41:44,084 --> 00:41:47,837 He tried to tell me about this thing he's working on, this... 438 00:41:47,922 --> 00:41:49,756 The Mentaculus. 439 00:41:50,591 --> 00:41:56,095 He says it's a probability map of the universe. 440 00:41:57,097 --> 00:41:59,432 Does he go out socially at all? 441 00:42:00,059 --> 00:42:03,520 He tries. He's been going to the singles mixers at Hillel House. 442 00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:08,066 I should talk. I'm not doing any better. 443 00:42:09,443 --> 00:42:10,693 How is Judith? 444 00:42:12,863 --> 00:42:15,532 Fine. She's fine. 445 00:42:17,409 --> 00:42:20,370 Sometimes these things just aren't meant to be. 446 00:42:20,454 --> 00:42:24,332 And it can take a while before you feel what was always there. 447 00:42:24,416 --> 00:42:26,793 For better or worse. I never felt it! 448 00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:30,088 It was a bolt from the blue. 449 00:42:30,172 --> 00:42:31,381 What does that mean? 450 00:42:31,465 --> 00:42:35,218 Everything that I thought was one way turns out to be another. 451 00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:40,932 Then, it's an opportunity to learn how things really are. 452 00:42:42,309 --> 00:42:43,685 I don't mean to sound glib. 453 00:42:46,105 --> 00:42:49,816 It's not always easy deciphering what God is trying to tell you, 454 00:42:50,359 --> 00:42:53,528 but it's not something you have to figure out all by yourself. 455 00:42:55,030 --> 00:42:56,322 We're Jews. 456 00:42:56,782 --> 00:43:00,702 We've got that well of tradition to draw on, to help us understand. 457 00:43:01,370 --> 00:43:04,080 When we're puzzled, we have all the stories 458 00:43:04,164 --> 00:43:07,875 that have been handed down from people who had the same problems. 459 00:43:09,878 --> 00:43:11,921 Have you talked to Rabbi Nachtner? 460 00:43:15,676 --> 00:43:16,634 Why not see him? 461 00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:18,386 What's the Rabbi gonna tell me? 462 00:43:18,804 --> 00:43:20,513 If I knew, I'd be the Rabbi. 463 00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:24,559 The air out here is magnificent. 464 00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:30,189 I'm telling you, if someone could bottle this air, 465 00:43:30,274 --> 00:43:32,066 they'd make a million dollars. 466 00:43:48,876 --> 00:43:50,752 Hello, Larry. Good to see you. 467 00:43:50,836 --> 00:43:52,211 Oh. Rabbi Scott. 468 00:43:53,547 --> 00:43:55,673 I thought I was going to see Rabbi Nachtner. 469 00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:57,884 He was called away on an etz monim. 470 00:43:57,968 --> 00:44:01,679 Ruth Brynn's mother is in the hospital and she isn't doing well. 471 00:44:01,764 --> 00:44:05,058 Rabbi Nachtner asked me to cover for him. Come on in. 472 00:44:16,737 --> 00:44:20,114 And she wants a gett. 473 00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:26,245 A what? 474 00:44:28,916 --> 00:44:30,708 She wants a... Oh, a gett. 475 00:44:30,793 --> 00:44:32,377 Uh-huh. Sure. 476 00:44:33,128 --> 00:44:35,838 I feel Like the carpet's been yanked out from under me. 477 00:44:35,923 --> 00:44:38,174 I don't know which end is up. 478 00:44:38,258 --> 00:44:40,051 I'm not even sure how to react. 479 00:44:40,135 --> 00:44:41,469 I'm too confused. 480 00:44:41,929 --> 00:44:45,598 What reasons did she give for the rupture? 481 00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:48,267 She didn't give reasons. Just that, 482 00:44:48,352 --> 00:44:50,603 you know, things haven't been going well. 483 00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:51,771 And is that true? 484 00:44:52,439 --> 00:44:53,940 I guess. I don't know. 485 00:44:54,024 --> 00:44:56,192 She's usually right about these things. 486 00:44:56,276 --> 00:44:58,736 I was hoping that Rabbi Nachtner could... 487 00:44:59,238 --> 00:45:01,280 That he would... He would... Yes? 488 00:45:01,365 --> 00:45:03,616 Well, with the benefit of his life experience. 489 00:45:04,368 --> 00:45:05,535 No offense. 490 00:45:05,619 --> 00:45:08,788 No, of course not. I am the junior rabbi. 491 00:45:09,456 --> 00:45:13,209 And it's true, the point of view of somebody who's older 492 00:45:13,293 --> 00:45:17,714 and perhaps had similar problems might be more valid. 493 00:45:17,798 --> 00:45:20,842 And you should see the senior rabbi as well, by all means. 494 00:45:20,926 --> 00:45:22,135 Or even Marshak, 495 00:45:22,636 --> 00:45:24,387 if you can get in. 496 00:45:24,471 --> 00:45:27,056 He's quite busy, but maybe... 497 00:45:31,395 --> 00:45:32,937 Can I share something with you? 498 00:45:33,313 --> 00:45:36,190 Because I, too, have had the feeling of losing track 499 00:45:36,275 --> 00:45:39,068 of Hashem, which is the problem here. 500 00:45:39,611 --> 00:45:42,405 I, too, have forgotten how to see him in the world, 501 00:45:42,489 --> 00:45:44,532 and when that happens, you think, 502 00:45:44,616 --> 00:45:48,619 "Well, if I can't see him, he isn't there. He's gone." 503 00:45:48,871 --> 00:45:50,496 But that's not the case. 504 00:45:50,998 --> 00:45:54,000 You just need to remember how to see him. 505 00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:56,377 Am I right? I mean... 506 00:45:57,504 --> 00:45:59,505 The parking lot here. 507 00:46:02,509 --> 00:46:03,926 Not much to see. 508 00:46:04,553 --> 00:46:07,263 But if you imagine yourself a visitor, 509 00:46:08,098 --> 00:46:12,018 somebody who isn't familiar with these autos and such, 510 00:46:12,102 --> 00:46:14,687 somebody still with the capacity for wonder. 511 00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:17,940 Someone with a fresh perspective. 512 00:46:18,525 --> 00:46:19,817 That's what it is, Larry. 513 00:46:19,902 --> 00:46:21,944 Because with the right perspective, 514 00:46:22,029 --> 00:46:25,490 you can see Hashem, you know, reaching into the world. 515 00:46:25,574 --> 00:46:28,326 He is in the world, not just in shul. 516 00:46:29,036 --> 00:46:33,915 It sounds to me Like you're Looking at the world, Looking at your wife, 517 00:46:33,999 --> 00:46:35,917 through tired eyes. 518 00:46:36,585 --> 00:46:40,213 It sounds Like she's become a sort of thing... 519 00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:42,465 A problem. 520 00:46:43,008 --> 00:46:44,133 A thing. 521 00:46:44,218 --> 00:46:46,344 She is seeing Sy Ableman. 522 00:46:51,141 --> 00:46:52,975 Oh. They're planning... 523 00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:54,519 That's why they want the gett. 524 00:46:54,603 --> 00:46:56,854 Oh. I'm sorry. 525 00:46:56,939 --> 00:46:58,481 It was his idea. 526 00:46:58,565 --> 00:47:03,986 Well, they do need a gett to remarry in the faith. 527 00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:08,241 But... This is life. 528 00:47:09,243 --> 00:47:13,079 You have to see these things as expressions of God's will. 529 00:47:13,163 --> 00:47:15,081 You don't have to Like it, of course. 530 00:47:15,499 --> 00:47:17,834 The boss isn't always right, but he's always the boss. 531 00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:19,710 That's right! 532 00:47:20,295 --> 00:47:21,546 Things aren't so bad. 533 00:47:21,630 --> 00:47:23,923 Look at the parking lot, Larry. 534 00:47:25,592 --> 00:47:27,802 Just look at that parking lot. 535 00:47:43,861 --> 00:47:45,111 Are we eating already? 536 00:47:45,195 --> 00:47:46,612 Sarah's going out. 537 00:47:47,281 --> 00:47:48,573 Ow! Cut it out! 538 00:47:48,657 --> 00:47:49,907 What's going on? 539 00:47:56,206 --> 00:47:57,206 Isn't Dad eating? 540 00:47:57,291 --> 00:47:58,624 He's at the Jolly Roger. 541 00:47:59,668 --> 00:48:00,918 Oh, yeah. 542 00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:07,383 How are you, Larry? 543 00:48:07,467 --> 00:48:09,969 Jesus, I am so sorry 544 00:48:10,095 --> 00:48:12,597 to be seeing you under these circumstances. Oh, well... 545 00:48:12,681 --> 00:48:15,266 I always thought you and Judy were rock solid. 546 00:48:15,350 --> 00:48:18,603 This is so terrible, Larry. This is devastating. 547 00:48:18,687 --> 00:48:20,062 Well, you know, the way I look at it, 548 00:48:20,147 --> 00:48:23,691 it's an opportunity for me to really sit down and figure things out 549 00:48:23,775 --> 00:48:28,029 and look at the world afresh instead of just, you know, 550 00:48:28,113 --> 00:48:32,033 settling for the routine, tired old way of Looking at things. 551 00:48:33,827 --> 00:48:34,952 Really? 552 00:48:36,246 --> 00:48:37,705 I don't know, maybe not. 553 00:48:39,374 --> 00:48:42,710 Well, legally, I have to warn you, 554 00:48:42,794 --> 00:48:45,254 it's never easy for the husband. 555 00:48:45,339 --> 00:48:48,174 Unless, of course, there's some question 556 00:48:48,258 --> 00:48:52,511 of the wife having violated the marriage contract? 557 00:48:52,596 --> 00:48:54,639 Oh, no, no. Nothing Like that. 558 00:48:54,723 --> 00:48:57,308 Although she is planning to marry Sy Ableman, but they... 559 00:48:57,392 --> 00:48:58,768 Sy Ableman! 560 00:48:59,853 --> 00:49:02,939 Yes. But they... Esther is barely cold! 561 00:49:03,732 --> 00:49:05,066 She passed three years ago. 562 00:49:05,150 --> 00:49:09,362 Well... Still, this changes the complexion, Larry. 563 00:49:09,821 --> 00:49:11,197 Sy Ableman. 564 00:49:11,281 --> 00:49:14,075 Not in the sense that... There hasn't been hanky-panky. 565 00:49:14,159 --> 00:49:15,242 To my knowledge. 566 00:49:15,369 --> 00:49:18,621 Oh? No. I'm fairly certain this is not an issue. 567 00:49:18,705 --> 00:49:21,874 And in fact, Judith wants a gett. 568 00:49:24,419 --> 00:49:25,544 A what? 569 00:49:26,713 --> 00:49:28,214 A ritual divorce. 570 00:49:28,298 --> 00:49:30,424 Oh. So that they can remarry in the faith. 571 00:49:30,509 --> 00:49:32,760 Uh-huh. Yeah, sure, uh... 572 00:49:32,844 --> 00:49:34,887 Well, not really a legal issue. 573 00:49:36,765 --> 00:49:38,057 Okay, um... 574 00:49:39,101 --> 00:49:40,977 Good. Good. 575 00:49:41,770 --> 00:49:43,479 Well... 576 00:49:43,563 --> 00:49:46,983 On the other thing, the neighbor's property line, 577 00:49:47,067 --> 00:49:49,694 I've asked Solomon Schlutz to take a look. 578 00:49:49,778 --> 00:49:53,155 There's very little to do with real estate that'll get by Sol. 579 00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:54,991 Okay. Good. How do you... 580 00:49:55,075 --> 00:49:56,575 I guess I'm a little worried. 581 00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:58,828 How do you... I have money pressures... 582 00:49:58,912 --> 00:50:00,997 Our fee structure? We bill by the hour. 583 00:50:01,081 --> 00:50:04,333 Dave Sieglestein and Solomon Schlutz bill at 110. 584 00:50:04,418 --> 00:50:07,253 The associates, me, for instance, bill at... 585 00:50:07,337 --> 00:50:09,797 Call for Mr. Gopnik. Danny at home. 586 00:50:09,881 --> 00:50:11,924 You can take it here. 587 00:50:14,094 --> 00:50:15,219 0809. 588 00:50:17,139 --> 00:50:18,139 Danny? 589 00:50:18,223 --> 00:50:19,849 Hey, Dad. Are you all right? 590 00:50:19,933 --> 00:50:20,933 Are you all... Is everything... 591 00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:22,393 F Troop is fuzzy. 592 00:50:24,271 --> 00:50:25,521 What? 593 00:50:25,605 --> 00:50:27,356 F Troop is still fuzzy. 594 00:50:30,277 --> 00:50:32,111 Dad? Is everything okay? 595 00:51:58,865 --> 00:51:59,865 Clive? 596 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:04,120 Clive! 597 00:52:05,997 --> 00:52:08,791 You little bastard! You gonna send your mother next? 598 00:52:10,877 --> 00:52:12,711 Little bastard! I want to see you! 599 00:52:21,555 --> 00:52:22,555 Hold on. 600 00:52:22,931 --> 00:52:25,015 Professor Gopnik, it's Dick Dutton again. 601 00:52:25,809 --> 00:52:26,892 Dick Dutton. 602 00:52:28,937 --> 00:52:29,979 Hello? 603 00:52:30,063 --> 00:52:31,605 Hello, Mr. Gopnik? 604 00:52:31,690 --> 00:52:34,400 This is Dick Dutton from the Columbia Record Club. 605 00:52:34,484 --> 00:52:37,528 I'm calling because it's now four months, 606 00:52:37,612 --> 00:52:39,989 and we have yet to receive your first payment. 607 00:52:42,492 --> 00:52:43,993 There's some mistake. 608 00:52:44,077 --> 00:52:46,412 I'm not a member of the Columbian Record Club. 609 00:52:46,496 --> 00:52:50,207 Sir, you are Lawrence Gopnik of 8419 Fern Hill Road? 610 00:52:50,292 --> 00:52:52,001 No, I live at the Jolly Roger. 611 00:52:52,085 --> 00:52:53,169 Excuse me? 612 00:52:53,837 --> 00:52:55,129 No, I... 613 00:52:56,047 --> 00:52:58,215 Well, yes, okay. 614 00:52:58,300 --> 00:53:00,217 Yes, you are Lawrence Gopnik? Okay. 615 00:53:00,927 --> 00:53:01,969 "Okay" means... 616 00:53:02,053 --> 00:53:04,305 Okay, yes, Lawrence Gopnik, yes. 617 00:53:04,389 --> 00:53:07,349 Okay, well, you received your 12 introductory albums, 618 00:53:07,434 --> 00:53:10,978 and you've been receiving the monthly main selection for four months now... 619 00:53:11,062 --> 00:53:12,688 The monthly main selection? Is that a record? 620 00:53:12,772 --> 00:53:14,523 I didn't ask for any records. 621 00:53:14,608 --> 00:53:17,776 To receive the monthly main selection, you do nothing. You... 622 00:53:17,861 --> 00:53:19,445 That's right. I haven't done anything. 623 00:53:19,529 --> 00:53:22,198 Yes, that's why you received the monthly main selection. 624 00:53:22,324 --> 00:53:27,036 But... The last one was Santana Abraxas. You... 625 00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:30,581 I didn't ask for Santana Abraxas. 626 00:53:30,665 --> 00:53:32,791 You request the main selection 627 00:53:32,876 --> 00:53:35,377 at the retail price by doing nothing. 628 00:53:35,462 --> 00:53:37,379 It's automatically mailed to you, 629 00:53:37,464 --> 00:53:38,964 plus shipping and handling. 630 00:53:39,090 --> 00:53:41,884 You're about to receive... I can't afford a new record every month! 631 00:53:41,968 --> 00:53:43,344 I haven't asked... 632 00:53:43,428 --> 00:53:46,388 You're about to get Cosmo's Factory, sir. 633 00:53:46,473 --> 00:53:48,057 The June main selection. 634 00:53:48,141 --> 00:53:50,601 Look, look, something is very wrong! 635 00:53:50,685 --> 00:53:52,895 I don't want Santana Abraxas. 636 00:53:52,979 --> 00:53:55,147 I've just been in a terrible auto accident. 637 00:53:59,319 --> 00:54:00,486 I'm sorry, sir. 638 00:54:02,364 --> 00:54:05,741 Well, thank you. But I... 639 00:54:06,660 --> 00:54:07,660 Are you okay? 640 00:54:09,788 --> 00:54:12,748 Yes, yes. No one was hurt. 641 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,502 Okay. Good. 642 00:54:17,796 --> 00:54:21,924 Well, you had 14 days to listen to Santana Abraxas. 643 00:54:22,008 --> 00:54:23,050 Sir? Look... 644 00:54:23,134 --> 00:54:25,844 I didn't ask for Santana Abraxas, 645 00:54:25,929 --> 00:54:29,431 I didn't listen to Santana Abraxas, 646 00:54:29,516 --> 00:54:31,433 I didn't do anything! 647 00:54:31,518 --> 00:54:33,435 Sir! Your son. Mr. Gopnik... 648 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:34,937 He says it's urgent. 649 00:54:35,021 --> 00:54:36,313 We can't make you listen to the record... 650 00:54:36,398 --> 00:54:38,065 Okay, okay, okay... We provide... 651 00:54:38,149 --> 00:54:39,608 Okay, I have to call you back. 652 00:54:39,693 --> 00:54:41,443 This is... I'm sorry. No, no, Mr. Gopnik, please... 653 00:54:41,528 --> 00:54:43,070 - Danny? - Yeah. Listen, Dad... 654 00:54:43,154 --> 00:54:44,863 Did you join the Columbia Record Club? 655 00:54:47,367 --> 00:54:48,534 Danny? Um... 656 00:54:48,618 --> 00:54:51,870 Danny, this is completely unacceptable. I can't afford to... 657 00:54:51,955 --> 00:54:53,664 Okay, Dad, but you gotta come home. 658 00:54:55,166 --> 00:54:56,417 Is it F Troop? 659 00:54:56,501 --> 00:54:58,419 No, Mom's real upset. 660 00:55:10,515 --> 00:55:11,473 Dad? 661 00:55:11,558 --> 00:55:12,641 Yes? 662 00:55:12,726 --> 00:55:14,685 Does this mean I can't go to the Hole tonight? 663 00:55:14,769 --> 00:55:16,687 Does what mean? What happened? 664 00:55:16,771 --> 00:55:19,106 Oh, Sy Ableman, he died in a car crash. 665 00:55:19,190 --> 00:55:20,232 Hey, Dad. 666 00:55:20,650 --> 00:55:21,692 What? 667 00:55:21,776 --> 00:55:23,193 So you're coming back home? 668 00:55:24,195 --> 00:55:25,321 Can you fix the aerial? 669 00:55:25,405 --> 00:55:26,447 What? 670 00:55:26,531 --> 00:55:28,657 It's still, you know... 671 00:56:02,609 --> 00:56:05,235 She seems to be asking an awful lot. 672 00:56:07,030 --> 00:56:08,989 But then... I don't know. 673 00:56:09,449 --> 00:56:11,617 Somebody has to pay for Sy's funeral. 674 00:56:12,577 --> 00:56:13,535 Uh-huh. 675 00:56:13,620 --> 00:56:15,037 His own estate is in probate, 676 00:56:15,121 --> 00:56:16,955 but why does it have to be me? 677 00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:19,166 Or is it wrong to complain? 678 00:56:19,584 --> 00:56:20,959 Judy says it is. 679 00:56:21,586 --> 00:56:23,545 But I'm so strapped for cash right now, 680 00:56:23,630 --> 00:56:26,548 carrying the mortgage, and paying for the Jolly Roger, 681 00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:30,052 and I wrecked the car, and Danny's bar mitzvah coming up, I... 682 00:56:30,136 --> 00:56:32,971 Something Like this, there's never a good time. 683 00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:36,392 I don't know where it all leaves me. 684 00:56:36,476 --> 00:56:37,601 Sy's death. 685 00:56:39,062 --> 00:56:42,106 Obviously, it's not going to go back Like it was. 686 00:56:42,190 --> 00:56:43,148 Mmm. 687 00:56:43,274 --> 00:56:45,192 Would you even want that, Larry? No, I... 688 00:56:45,276 --> 00:56:48,695 Well, yeah. Sometimes. 689 00:56:49,406 --> 00:56:50,406 Or... 690 00:56:51,282 --> 00:56:53,117 I don't know. I guess 691 00:56:53,743 --> 00:56:56,203 the honest answer is, I don't know. 692 00:56:56,287 --> 00:56:59,706 What was my life before? Not what I thought it was. 693 00:57:00,667 --> 00:57:01,917 So what does it all mean? 694 00:57:02,001 --> 00:57:04,336 What is Hashem trying to tell me, 695 00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:06,755 making me pay for Sy Ableman's funeral? 696 00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:08,090 Mmm. And did I tell you 697 00:57:08,174 --> 00:57:11,093 I had a car accident the same time Sy had his? 698 00:57:11,177 --> 00:57:13,470 The same instant, for all I know. Mmm. 699 00:57:13,555 --> 00:57:17,307 Is Hashem trying to tell me that Sy Ableman is me? 700 00:57:17,767 --> 00:57:20,310 Or that we are all one or something? 701 00:57:21,771 --> 00:57:23,397 How does God speak to us? 702 00:57:24,566 --> 00:57:25,691 It's a good question. 703 00:57:26,693 --> 00:57:27,818 You know Lee Sussman. 704 00:57:28,570 --> 00:57:30,612 Dr. Sussman? I think I... Yeah. 705 00:57:31,239 --> 00:57:33,699 Did he ever tell you about the goy's teeth? 706 00:57:34,325 --> 00:57:36,368 No. Uh, what goy? 707 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:39,580 So, Lee is at work one day. 708 00:57:40,039 --> 00:57:43,167 You know, he has the orthodontic practice there at Great Bear. 709 00:57:44,919 --> 00:57:46,295 He's making a plaster mold. 710 00:57:46,379 --> 00:57:49,965 It's for corrective bridgework in the mouth of one of his patients, 711 00:57:50,049 --> 00:57:51,550 Russell Krauss. 712 00:58:03,354 --> 00:58:05,606 The mold dries, and Lee is examining it one day 713 00:58:05,690 --> 00:58:08,066 before fabricating an appliance. 714 00:58:08,151 --> 00:58:09,860 He notices something unusual. 715 00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:15,949 There appears to be something engraved 716 00:58:16,034 --> 00:58:18,911 on the inside of the patient's lower incisors. 717 00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:30,380 Hey vav shin yud ayin nun yud. 718 00:58:32,091 --> 00:58:34,009 Ho-she-ay-ni. 719 00:58:34,093 --> 00:58:36,428 "Help me. Save me." 720 00:58:36,721 --> 00:58:38,931 This, in a goy's mouth, Larry. 721 00:58:45,980 --> 00:58:47,648 He calls the goy back 722 00:58:47,732 --> 00:58:51,026 on the pretense of needing additional measurements for the appliance. 723 00:58:51,402 --> 00:58:52,611 "How are you? 724 00:58:53,738 --> 00:58:55,697 "Noticed any other problems with your teeth?" 725 00:58:57,867 --> 00:58:58,867 "No." 726 00:59:06,626 --> 00:59:07,834 There it is. 727 00:59:08,461 --> 00:59:10,003 Ho-she-ay-ni. 728 00:59:10,088 --> 00:59:11,088 "Help me." 729 00:59:12,090 --> 00:59:13,090 Son of a gun. 730 00:59:16,427 --> 00:59:17,803 Sussman goes home. 731 00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:20,472 Can Sussman eat? Sussman can't eat. 732 00:59:21,349 --> 00:59:23,809 Can Sussman sleep? Sussman can't sleep. 733 00:59:29,983 --> 00:59:32,442 Sussman looks at the molds of his other patients, 734 00:59:32,527 --> 00:59:33,819 goy and Jew alike, 735 00:59:33,903 --> 00:59:35,988 seeking other messages. He finds none. 736 00:59:36,906 --> 00:59:38,574 He looks in his own mouth. 737 00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:40,242 Nothing. 738 00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:43,036 He looks in his wife's mouth. 739 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:49,710 Nothing. 740 00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:52,754 But Sussman is an educated man. 741 00:59:53,172 --> 00:59:54,840 Not the world's greatest sage, maybe. 742 00:59:54,924 --> 00:59:56,174 No Rabbi Marshak. 743 00:59:56,509 --> 00:59:59,511 But he knows a thing or two about the Zohar and the Kabbalah. 744 00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:02,973 He knows that every Hebrew letter has its numeric equivalent. 745 01:00:03,057 --> 01:00:05,934 8-4-5-4-4-7-3. 746 01:00:06,019 --> 01:00:08,353 Seven digits. A phone number, maybe? 747 01:00:10,481 --> 01:00:14,067 "Hello? Do you know a goy named Krauss, Russell Krauss?" 748 01:00:14,152 --> 01:00:15,193 "Who?" 749 01:00:15,278 --> 01:00:16,486 "Where have I called? 750 01:00:17,196 --> 01:00:20,198 "The Red Owl in Bloomington? Thanks so much." 751 01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:26,038 He goes. 752 01:00:28,750 --> 01:00:31,752 It's a Red Owl. Groceries, what have you. 753 01:00:34,839 --> 01:00:37,758 Sussman goes home. What does it mean? 754 01:00:38,217 --> 01:00:41,178 He has to find out if he is ever to sleep again. 755 01:00:41,888 --> 01:00:43,221 He goes to see 756 01:00:44,891 --> 01:00:45,974 the Rabbi Nachtner. 757 01:00:46,059 --> 01:00:48,935 He comes in, he sits right where you're sitting, right now. 758 01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:51,021 "What does it mean, Rabbi? 759 01:00:52,231 --> 01:00:54,691 "Is it a sign from Hashem? 'Help me. ' 760 01:00:54,776 --> 01:00:57,361 "I, Sussman, should be doing something to help this goy. 761 01:00:57,445 --> 01:00:59,571 "Doing what? The teeth don't say. 762 01:00:59,656 --> 01:01:03,283 "Or maybe I'm supposed to help people generally lead a more righteous life? 763 01:01:04,452 --> 01:01:06,995 "Is the answer in Kabbalah? In Torah? 764 01:01:07,914 --> 01:01:09,748 "Or is there even a question? 765 01:01:10,750 --> 01:01:14,252 "Tell me, Rabbi, what can such a sign 766 01:01:14,587 --> 01:01:15,796 "mean?" 767 01:01:23,888 --> 01:01:25,222 So? What did you tell him? 768 01:01:26,766 --> 01:01:27,766 Sussman? 769 01:01:28,017 --> 01:01:29,267 Yes. 770 01:01:29,352 --> 01:01:31,520 Is it relevant? 771 01:01:31,604 --> 01:01:33,105 Well, isn't that why you're telling me? 772 01:01:34,023 --> 01:01:35,107 Okay. 773 01:01:36,275 --> 01:01:37,859 Nachtner says, "Look. 774 01:01:37,944 --> 01:01:39,695 "The teeth, we don't know. 775 01:01:39,779 --> 01:01:42,030 "A sign from Hashem? Don't know. 776 01:01:42,448 --> 01:01:43,448 "Helping others? 777 01:01:44,784 --> 01:01:45,951 "Couldn't hurt." 778 01:01:49,789 --> 01:01:52,457 No, no, but who put it there? 779 01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:56,670 Was it for him, Sussman? Or for whoever found it? Or for just... For, for... 780 01:01:56,754 --> 01:01:58,004 We can't know everything. 781 01:01:58,089 --> 01:01:59,840 It sounds Like you don't know anything! 782 01:01:59,924 --> 01:02:01,299 Why even tell me the story? 783 01:02:01,634 --> 01:02:04,136 First I should tell you, then I shouldn't. 784 01:02:07,056 --> 01:02:08,348 What happened to Sussman? 785 01:02:08,766 --> 01:02:10,767 What would happen? Not much. 786 01:02:10,852 --> 01:02:11,977 He went back to work. 787 01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:15,313 For a while, he checked every patient's teeth for new messages. 788 01:02:15,398 --> 01:02:16,565 He didn't find any. 789 01:02:16,649 --> 01:02:18,650 In time, he found he stopped checking. 790 01:02:20,403 --> 01:02:21,903 He returned to life. 791 01:02:26,951 --> 01:02:29,327 These questions that are bothering you, Larry, 792 01:02:30,496 --> 01:02:31,997 maybe they're Like a toothache. 793 01:02:33,291 --> 01:02:35,792 Feel them for a while, then they go away. 794 01:02:36,294 --> 01:02:38,879 I don't want it to just go away! I want an answer! 795 01:02:38,963 --> 01:02:40,839 Sure. We all want the answer. 796 01:02:41,841 --> 01:02:43,675 Hashem doesn't owe us the answer, Larry. 797 01:02:44,177 --> 01:02:45,927 Hashem doesn't owe us anything. 798 01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:48,013 The obligation runs the other way. 799 01:02:48,556 --> 01:02:50,932 Why does he make us feel the questions 800 01:02:51,017 --> 01:02:53,393 if he's not going to give us any answers? 801 01:02:55,688 --> 01:02:56,938 He hasn't told me. 802 01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:05,363 And what happened to the goy? 803 01:03:05,782 --> 01:03:06,782 The goy? 804 01:03:08,701 --> 01:03:09,701 Who cares? 805 01:03:10,119 --> 01:03:12,579 Sy Ableman was a serious man. 806 01:03:15,041 --> 01:03:18,710 Sy Ableman was a man devoted to his community. 807 01:03:19,378 --> 01:03:22,839 To Torah study. To his beloved wife, Esther, 808 01:03:22,924 --> 01:03:26,176 until three years ago she passed, 809 01:03:26,260 --> 01:03:28,845 and to his duty, as he saw it. 810 01:03:30,681 --> 01:03:32,349 Where does such a man go? 811 01:03:33,267 --> 01:03:37,729 A tzadik. Who knows, maybe even a lamed vavnik. 812 01:03:38,231 --> 01:03:39,815 A man beloved by all. 813 01:03:39,899 --> 01:03:42,275 A man who despised the frivolous. 814 01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:45,695 Could such a serious man simply 815 01:03:46,906 --> 01:03:47,906 disappear? 816 01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:52,410 We speak of olam ha-ba, the world to come. 817 01:03:52,995 --> 01:03:53,995 Not heaven. 818 01:03:55,248 --> 01:03:57,999 Not what the gentiles think of as afterlife. 819 01:03:58,084 --> 01:04:01,503 "Olam ha-ba." What is olam ha-ba? 820 01:04:03,047 --> 01:04:06,174 Where is olam ha-ba? 821 01:04:07,677 --> 01:04:11,972 Well, it is not a geographic Place, certainly. 822 01:04:12,056 --> 01:04:14,641 Like Canada. 823 01:04:15,393 --> 01:04:18,311 Nor is it the Eretz zavat chalav udvash, 824 01:04:18,396 --> 01:04:20,063 the land flowing with milk and honey. 825 01:04:20,147 --> 01:04:23,275 For we are not promised a personal reward. 826 01:04:23,985 --> 01:04:25,443 A gold star. 827 01:04:26,529 --> 01:04:30,115 A first-class VIP Lounge where we get milk and cookies to eternity. 828 01:04:31,742 --> 01:04:35,537 Olam ha-ba is in the bosom of Abraham. 829 01:04:40,668 --> 01:04:41,835 Arthur Gopnik? 830 01:04:43,546 --> 01:04:45,046 Are you Arthur Gopnik? 831 01:04:46,465 --> 01:04:48,466 I'm Lawrence Gopnik. 832 01:04:48,551 --> 01:04:50,468 Do you go by the name Arthur Gopnik? 833 01:04:50,553 --> 01:04:52,012 No. 834 01:04:52,096 --> 01:04:53,388 Is that Arthur Gopnik? 835 01:04:57,435 --> 01:05:00,186 Can you tell me what's going on? We're sitting shiva here. 836 01:05:00,271 --> 01:05:01,354 You're what? 837 01:05:02,148 --> 01:05:03,899 A religious observance. 838 01:05:03,983 --> 01:05:06,067 We're bereaved. 839 01:05:06,235 --> 01:05:07,402 Who died? 840 01:05:07,486 --> 01:05:08,987 My wife's, uh... 841 01:05:11,782 --> 01:05:12,908 It's a long story. 842 01:05:12,992 --> 01:05:16,786 Look, you tell Gopnik, Arthur Gopnik, he's breaking the law. 843 01:05:16,871 --> 01:05:19,247 We're not arresting him now, but next time we will. 844 01:05:19,332 --> 01:05:22,250 Gambling's against the law in this state. That's just the way it is. 845 01:05:22,335 --> 01:05:25,170 All right. Go back to your thing. 846 01:05:26,130 --> 01:05:27,422 Sorry, sir. 847 01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:33,511 Dad, we get channel four now, but not channel seven. 848 01:05:33,596 --> 01:05:35,972 Arthur, how could you do that to this family? 849 01:05:37,016 --> 01:05:39,643 On Sy's... It's hardly a crime. I mean, nobody got hurt. 850 01:05:39,727 --> 01:05:41,186 That doesn't make it right! 851 01:05:41,270 --> 01:05:42,979 He won a lot of money, Dad. 852 01:05:43,064 --> 01:05:44,814 The Mentaculus really works! 853 01:05:46,025 --> 01:05:47,359 You knew about it? 854 01:05:48,736 --> 01:05:50,320 Well... They must have finked me out. 855 01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:52,697 They knew I could just go on winning, 856 01:05:52,782 --> 01:05:54,282 so they blackballed me and now... 857 01:05:54,367 --> 01:05:55,825 What did you do with the money you won? 858 01:06:00,081 --> 01:06:01,331 What's going on? 859 01:06:01,415 --> 01:06:03,291 Well, I didn't want it, and Danny said that he could use it... 860 01:06:03,376 --> 01:06:04,542 That is so unfair! 861 01:06:04,627 --> 01:06:05,961 What are you... I'll tell you what's unfair. 862 01:06:06,045 --> 01:06:08,004 What's unfair is them not letting me playing their card game. 863 01:06:08,089 --> 01:06:10,131 Why give him the money? You know what he spends it on? 864 01:06:10,216 --> 01:06:11,257 I know about the records. 865 01:06:11,342 --> 01:06:13,385 Records? Do you think he buys records from Mike Fagle? 866 01:06:13,469 --> 01:06:14,970 At least I'm not saving up for a nose job. 867 01:06:15,054 --> 01:06:16,346 - What a brat! - What? 868 01:06:16,430 --> 01:06:19,307 Nobody in this house is getting a nose job! You got that? 869 01:06:20,685 --> 01:06:22,727 Danny! You're not excused! 870 01:06:22,812 --> 01:06:23,937 We're still talking! 871 01:06:24,021 --> 01:06:25,814 What was this card game, Arthur? 872 01:06:25,898 --> 01:06:27,899 Some goys put together a private game. 873 01:06:27,984 --> 01:06:29,192 I think that they're Italian. 874 01:06:29,276 --> 01:06:30,735 Danny! What's going on? 875 01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:33,279 Danny? We're sitting shiva here. 876 01:06:42,540 --> 01:06:48,336 Well, she has retained Barney Silver at Tuchman, Marsh. 877 01:06:49,505 --> 01:06:51,172 This is a... 878 01:06:52,174 --> 01:06:55,677 This is an aggressive firm, Larry. Mmm-hmm. 879 01:06:55,761 --> 01:06:58,680 These are not pleasant people. 880 01:06:58,764 --> 01:07:01,891 Judith is free to retain whoever she... 881 01:07:02,768 --> 01:07:05,311 I take it you don't talk? 882 01:07:07,773 --> 01:07:11,151 It's hard. I think she emptied our bank account. 883 01:07:11,235 --> 01:07:12,193 Mmm. 884 01:07:12,278 --> 01:07:16,364 I tried to ask her about it, very civilly. She... Yeah. 885 01:07:16,449 --> 01:07:21,786 Yeah, you need to open a new account in your name only. 886 01:07:21,871 --> 01:07:24,247 Put your paychecks in there from here on out. 887 01:07:24,331 --> 01:07:26,082 Can I? Oh, absolutely. 888 01:07:26,167 --> 01:07:27,709 It's not dishonest? 889 01:07:27,793 --> 01:07:29,502 Oh, absolutely. 890 01:07:29,587 --> 01:07:31,171 You... I hate to say this, 891 01:07:31,255 --> 01:07:35,008 but I think she's also been sneaking cash out of my wallet. 892 01:07:35,092 --> 01:07:37,135 Oh, boy. Oh, boy. 893 01:07:37,470 --> 01:07:43,141 Yeah, well, this is definitely adversarial. 894 01:07:46,729 --> 01:07:49,272 Larry? Are you all right? Larry! 895 01:07:49,356 --> 01:07:53,068 Hey, come on now! Larry! There's no need for that. 896 01:07:53,152 --> 01:07:54,903 Larry, Larry, we... 897 01:07:54,987 --> 01:07:57,655 We're going to get through this. 898 01:08:02,369 --> 01:08:04,871 Have you talked to the Rabbi? 899 01:08:10,461 --> 01:08:12,170 I talked to Nachtner. 900 01:08:13,047 --> 01:08:15,507 Was he helpful at all? 901 01:08:18,469 --> 01:08:20,637 What, did he tell you about the goy's teeth? 902 01:08:22,515 --> 01:08:24,682 You should try to talk to Marshak. 903 01:08:24,934 --> 01:08:28,103 They told me he doesn't do pastoral work anymore. 904 01:08:28,187 --> 01:08:29,270 He just... 905 01:08:30,689 --> 01:08:33,441 ...congratulates the bar mitzvah boy every week. 906 01:08:33,526 --> 01:08:34,859 Well, that's too bad. 907 01:08:35,361 --> 01:08:38,655 He's a very wise man, Marshak. 908 01:08:39,281 --> 01:08:40,573 Getting old. 909 01:08:41,534 --> 01:08:42,700 Very old. 910 01:08:43,869 --> 01:08:45,703 No, me. 911 01:08:47,581 --> 01:08:50,208 Uh, Dick Dutton. Columbia Record Club. Not now. 912 01:08:50,292 --> 01:08:52,043 Does he ever come to the phone? 913 01:08:55,589 --> 01:08:58,049 If I came in, could... 914 01:09:01,137 --> 01:09:04,055 Well, how about at Rabbi Marshak's convenience? 915 01:09:05,724 --> 01:09:06,933 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 916 01:09:07,434 --> 01:09:10,353 Well, could I give you my number at the Jolly Roger? 917 01:09:10,437 --> 01:09:13,148 X squared, so that delta X equals 918 01:09:13,232 --> 01:09:16,317 the square root of .077 A squared minus zero, 919 01:09:16,402 --> 01:09:19,612 from which we derive the square root of .077 A squared. 920 01:09:19,697 --> 01:09:21,239 And also, the uncertainty 921 01:09:21,323 --> 01:09:24,617 in P is equal to the square root of bracket P squared 922 01:09:24,702 --> 01:09:27,162 minus bracket P squared, 923 01:09:27,246 --> 01:09:29,747 which also equals the square root of H over A squared. 924 01:09:29,832 --> 01:09:32,584 Which lets us delta X, delta P 925 01:09:32,668 --> 01:09:36,588 equals the square root of .077 A squared, 926 01:09:36,672 --> 01:09:42,051 H over A squared, and 1 .74 H bar. 927 01:09:42,136 --> 01:09:43,511 Okay? 928 01:09:43,596 --> 01:09:45,138 The Uncertainty Principle. 929 01:09:45,764 --> 01:09:48,850 It proves we can't ever really know 930 01:09:48,934 --> 01:09:50,476 what's going on. 931 01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:58,693 But even though you can't figure anything out, 932 01:09:58,777 --> 01:10:01,613 you will be responsible for it on the mid-term. 933 01:10:05,492 --> 01:10:07,785 Did you follow that? Of course. 934 01:10:08,412 --> 01:10:11,039 Except that I know what's going on. 935 01:10:11,707 --> 01:10:13,208 How do you explain? 936 01:10:13,292 --> 01:10:17,212 Well, it might be that in, you know, in olam ha-ba... 937 01:10:17,296 --> 01:10:20,381 Excuse me, not the point. In this world, Larry. 938 01:10:21,508 --> 01:10:25,178 Now I'll concede that it's subtle, it's clever. 939 01:10:25,888 --> 01:10:28,640 But at the end of the day, is it convincing? 940 01:10:29,141 --> 01:10:31,100 Well, yes, it's convincing. 941 01:10:31,185 --> 01:10:33,228 It's a proof. It's mathematics. 942 01:10:33,312 --> 01:10:37,649 No, excuse me. Mathematics is the art of the possible. 943 01:10:38,442 --> 01:10:40,360 I don't think so. 944 01:10:40,444 --> 01:10:43,404 The art of the possible, that's... 945 01:10:43,489 --> 01:10:45,156 I can't remember. Something else. 946 01:10:45,241 --> 01:10:46,574 I'm a serious man, Larry. 947 01:10:46,659 --> 01:10:50,662 I know that. So, if I've got it wrong, what do I... So simple. 948 01:10:51,413 --> 01:10:53,414 See Marshak. 949 01:10:53,499 --> 01:10:56,626 I know! I want to see Marshak! I want to see Marshak! 950 01:10:57,586 --> 01:10:59,420 I fucked your wife, Larry! 951 01:10:59,505 --> 01:11:02,882 I seriously fucked her! That's what's going on! 952 01:11:02,967 --> 01:11:04,008 See Marshak! 953 01:11:38,043 --> 01:11:39,419 Mr. Gopnik. 954 01:11:39,503 --> 01:11:42,130 Hello, Mrs. Samsky. 955 01:11:42,214 --> 01:11:45,508 I was going to knock, and then I thought you weren't here. 956 01:11:46,218 --> 01:11:47,969 I thought I heard something. 957 01:11:48,053 --> 01:11:49,929 Can I help you? Do you want to come in? 958 01:11:50,014 --> 01:11:52,307 No, I... It's cooler. 959 01:11:52,391 --> 01:11:53,891 Oh. Okay. 960 01:11:56,103 --> 01:12:02,025 I've noticed that Mr. Samsky isn't around, and I, uh... 961 01:12:04,903 --> 01:12:06,779 He travels. Uh-huh. Yeah. 962 01:12:06,864 --> 01:12:09,657 So I thought I should let you know, since you're somewhat new here, 963 01:12:09,742 --> 01:12:14,829 if you ever have, whatever, chores that you'd, um... 964 01:12:14,913 --> 01:12:19,584 Or just help with something. I've decided to help others, in a neighborly way. 965 01:12:22,546 --> 01:12:23,921 How thoughtful. Oh, it's nothing. 966 01:12:24,006 --> 01:12:27,550 It's just good to know your neighbors, and to help. 967 01:12:27,634 --> 01:12:29,093 Help others. 968 01:12:29,428 --> 01:12:33,890 Although I don't care much for my neighbors on the other side, I must say. 969 01:12:34,933 --> 01:12:37,810 Goys, aren't they? Mmm. Very much so. 970 01:12:37,895 --> 01:12:40,938 Although maybe it's not fair to judge. I have to admit... 971 01:12:41,023 --> 01:12:42,398 Won't you sit down? 972 01:12:42,483 --> 01:12:44,859 Oh, um... Okay. Thank you. 973 01:12:44,943 --> 01:12:47,111 Iced tea? I have some. Okay. 974 01:12:52,910 --> 01:12:54,535 I don't see you much around either. 975 01:12:55,329 --> 01:12:59,707 Yes, actually I haven't been home a lot recently. I, uh... 976 01:13:00,918 --> 01:13:03,127 My wife and I are... 977 01:13:04,129 --> 01:13:08,966 Well, she's got me staying at the Jolly Roger, the little motel there on... 978 01:13:09,843 --> 01:13:11,636 You're in the doghouse, huh? 979 01:13:12,471 --> 01:13:16,974 Yes. That's an understatement, I guess. Thank you. 980 01:13:17,059 --> 01:13:19,102 I guess I... 981 01:13:19,186 --> 01:13:22,230 Do you take advantage of the new freedoms? 982 01:13:28,612 --> 01:13:29,987 What do you mean? 983 01:13:39,164 --> 01:13:40,915 It's something I do. 984 01:13:42,334 --> 01:13:44,043 For recreation. 985 01:13:46,004 --> 01:13:47,171 That's 986 01:13:48,841 --> 01:13:50,675 marijuana? Mmm-hmm. 987 01:13:53,178 --> 01:13:55,346 You'll find you'll need the iced tea. 988 01:13:59,852 --> 01:14:01,102 Is it... 989 01:14:04,314 --> 01:14:05,815 Well, okay. 990 01:14:27,671 --> 01:14:30,089 Maybe Rabbi Scott was right. 991 01:14:31,467 --> 01:14:32,884 Who's Rabbi Scott? 992 01:14:36,263 --> 01:14:40,766 The junior rabbi. 993 01:14:55,157 --> 01:14:56,407 What did he say? 994 01:14:57,367 --> 01:14:58,868 He spoke of 995 01:15:00,829 --> 01:15:02,371 perception. 996 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,584 All my problems are just... 997 01:15:08,837 --> 01:15:09,962 Just a... 998 01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:13,466 A mere... 999 01:15:16,637 --> 01:15:18,262 Is that a siren? 1000 01:15:19,723 --> 01:15:20,765 No. 1001 01:15:22,768 --> 01:15:24,227 Sometimes people get paranoid... 1002 01:15:24,353 --> 01:15:25,895 Holy cow, that is a siren. 1003 01:15:31,777 --> 01:15:38,991 Hey! 1004 01:15:39,076 --> 01:15:40,243 Does this man live here? 1005 01:15:40,285 --> 01:15:43,037 Sort of. He sleeps on the couch. This is crazy! 1006 01:15:43,121 --> 01:15:45,039 I didn't know what to tell them. They asked me for my address. 1007 01:15:45,123 --> 01:15:47,416 It's just mathematics. You can't arrest a man for mathematics. 1008 01:15:47,501 --> 01:15:49,835 I didn't know whether to tell them here, or at the Jolly Roger. 1009 01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:51,045 Do you know this man? 1010 01:15:51,129 --> 01:15:52,838 I just figured that this would sound better. I don't know. 1011 01:15:52,923 --> 01:15:55,550 Dad, why is Uncle Arthur in handcuffs? 1012 01:15:55,634 --> 01:15:58,094 It's all a mistake. I mean, not a mistake, a miscarriage... 1013 01:15:58,178 --> 01:16:00,012 Hello, Mrs. Samsky. Hello, Arthur. 1014 01:16:00,138 --> 01:16:02,056 Does this man live here? He sleeps on the couch. 1015 01:16:02,140 --> 01:16:03,391 Look. What did he do? 1016 01:16:03,475 --> 01:16:05,893 - Nothing! I didn't do anything! - Dad sleeps on a cot. 1017 01:16:05,978 --> 01:16:08,271 Sir, we picked this man up at the North Dakota. 1018 01:16:08,355 --> 01:16:11,566 But I didn't do anything! I didn't... The North Dakota? 1019 01:16:11,650 --> 01:16:13,526 Solicitation. Sodomy. Very serious. 1020 01:16:13,610 --> 01:16:14,735 But I didn't do anything. 1021 01:16:14,820 --> 01:16:15,903 "Sodomy"? 1022 01:16:16,863 --> 01:16:18,614 What's sodomy, Dad? 1023 01:16:21,660 --> 01:16:23,494 What does Arthur say? 1024 01:16:25,455 --> 01:16:28,124 He says he didn't do anything. 1025 01:16:28,208 --> 01:16:29,458 Uh-huh. 1026 01:16:31,086 --> 01:16:34,589 He says he just went in for a drink. 1027 01:16:34,673 --> 01:16:35,881 Uh-huh. 1028 01:16:39,678 --> 01:16:41,846 Does Arthur drink? No. 1029 01:16:41,930 --> 01:16:43,055 Uh-huh. 1030 01:16:44,266 --> 01:16:46,350 The North Dakota. 1031 01:16:47,686 --> 01:16:48,769 Well... 1032 01:16:51,189 --> 01:16:52,690 You'll need a criminal attorney. 1033 01:16:52,774 --> 01:16:56,360 Okay. Who's... Ron Meshbesher. 1034 01:16:56,445 --> 01:16:58,904 Is he good? Ron is very good. 1035 01:17:00,574 --> 01:17:02,366 I don't understand. 1036 01:17:03,201 --> 01:17:06,120 He goes to mixers at the Hillel House. Mmm. 1037 01:17:09,291 --> 01:17:12,043 I would call Ron Meshbesher. Is he expensive? 1038 01:17:12,127 --> 01:17:14,795 Ron is not cheap. 1039 01:17:16,173 --> 01:17:17,256 Yeah. 1040 01:17:17,549 --> 01:17:20,551 Oh, Sol, come in, we could use some good news. 1041 01:17:21,970 --> 01:17:24,639 Sol's been going over the property line issue 1042 01:17:24,723 --> 01:17:26,682 and he wouldn't go into details, but he seems to think 1043 01:17:26,767 --> 01:17:29,393 there's a nifty way out of this. 1044 01:17:29,478 --> 01:17:31,687 Says it was pure luck that he caught something. 1045 01:17:31,772 --> 01:17:34,398 I guess that's why you're full partner, eh, Sol? 1046 01:17:54,294 --> 01:17:57,380 Danny's bar mitzvah is... This week. 1047 01:17:57,464 --> 01:18:00,549 This Shabbas? Great, great. 1048 01:18:19,820 --> 01:18:21,654 Professor Gopnik, Dick Dutton. 1049 01:18:21,738 --> 01:18:23,656 Heart attack. Call back. 1050 01:18:33,792 --> 01:18:35,000 Larry? 1051 01:18:38,463 --> 01:18:41,674 As you know, the tenure committee meets on... What? 1052 01:18:43,176 --> 01:18:45,136 Are you all right? I'm fine. 1053 01:18:46,221 --> 01:18:48,180 I'm sorry. I know you've hit a rough patch. 1054 01:18:48,265 --> 01:18:50,057 Someone just... 1055 01:18:50,142 --> 01:18:51,976 But I'm fine. 1056 01:18:54,312 --> 01:18:58,107 Well, as you know, the tenure committee meets on Wednesday 1057 01:18:58,191 --> 01:19:00,776 to make its final determinations, so if... Arlen, 1058 01:19:02,654 --> 01:19:04,321 I am not an evil man. 1059 01:19:04,906 --> 01:19:08,075 No, no, Larry, no, of course not. I am not! 1060 01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:10,035 No, we don't make moral judgments. 1061 01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:12,913 I went to the Aster Art once. 1062 01:19:12,998 --> 01:19:14,832 I saw Swedish Reverie. 1063 01:19:14,916 --> 01:19:16,959 No, it's okay. We don't need to know. 1064 01:19:17,043 --> 01:19:18,836 It wasn't even erotic. 1065 01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:21,881 Although it was, in a way. 1066 01:19:21,965 --> 01:19:24,592 It's all right, really, Larry. Believe me. 1067 01:19:26,636 --> 01:19:27,720 Yeah, okay. 1068 01:19:28,096 --> 01:19:30,765 Okay. Okay. 1069 01:19:32,642 --> 01:19:35,102 So, we decide on Wednesday. 1070 01:19:35,187 --> 01:19:37,772 So, if there's anything that you want to 1071 01:19:37,856 --> 01:19:40,316 submit in support of your tenure application, 1072 01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:43,068 we would need it by Wednesday. 1073 01:19:43,153 --> 01:19:44,987 Submit? What do you... 1074 01:19:45,071 --> 01:19:47,573 Well, anything. Any published work. 1075 01:19:47,657 --> 01:19:51,285 Anything you've done outside the institution. 1076 01:19:51,369 --> 01:19:54,246 Anything at all that we should be aware of. 1077 01:19:55,290 --> 01:19:57,625 I haven't done anything. Uh-huh. 1078 01:19:57,709 --> 01:19:59,752 I haven't published. Uh-huh. 1079 01:19:59,836 --> 01:20:02,379 You're still getting those... Uh-huh. 1080 01:20:03,131 --> 01:20:07,218 Those anonymous... No, no, I know. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. 1081 01:20:07,302 --> 01:20:09,512 Okay. Okay. Wednesday? Uh-huh. 1082 01:20:09,596 --> 01:20:13,224 Um. Okay. Uh... Don't worry. 1083 01:20:13,934 --> 01:20:17,353 Doing nothing is not bad. Ipso facto. 1084 01:20:18,647 --> 01:20:20,523 Just relax. 1085 01:20:21,399 --> 01:20:23,067 Try to relax. 1086 01:20:24,569 --> 01:20:28,823 Oh, my God, Mrs. Samsky! 1087 01:20:28,907 --> 01:20:30,241 So good. 1088 01:20:43,255 --> 01:20:45,756 Nailing it down. So important. 1089 01:21:07,737 --> 01:21:11,991 Please. I need help. I've already talked to the other rabbis. Please. 1090 01:21:12,742 --> 01:21:14,910 It's not about Danny's bar mitzvah. 1091 01:21:14,995 --> 01:21:17,329 My boy, Danny. This coming Shabbas. 1092 01:21:17,414 --> 01:21:19,331 Very joyous event. That's all fine. 1093 01:21:19,416 --> 01:21:24,712 It's more about myself. I've had quite a bit of tsuris lately. 1094 01:21:24,796 --> 01:21:27,172 Marital problems, professional, you name it. 1095 01:21:27,257 --> 01:21:29,049 This is not a frivolous request. 1096 01:21:29,134 --> 01:21:30,801 This is a... 1097 01:21:30,886 --> 01:21:32,636 I'm a... 1098 01:21:32,721 --> 01:21:36,098 I've tried to be a serious man, you know? 1099 01:21:36,182 --> 01:21:39,727 Tried to do right, be a member of the community, raise the... 1100 01:21:39,811 --> 01:21:43,981 Danny, Sarah, they both go to school, Hebrew school. 1101 01:21:44,065 --> 01:21:45,608 A good breakfast... 1102 01:21:45,692 --> 01:21:49,278 Well, Danny goes to Hebrew school, Sarah doesn't have time. 1103 01:21:49,362 --> 01:21:52,072 She mostly washes her hair. 1104 01:21:53,325 --> 01:21:55,326 Apparently there are several steps involved, 1105 01:21:55,410 --> 01:21:58,329 but you don't have to tell Marshak that, just tell him I need help. 1106 01:21:58,413 --> 01:22:00,497 Please. I need help. 1107 01:22:54,761 --> 01:22:56,470 The Rabbi is busy. 1108 01:22:59,307 --> 01:23:01,100 He didn't look busy. 1109 01:23:03,395 --> 01:23:04,895 He's thinking. 1110 01:23:22,330 --> 01:23:32,756 Arthur? 1111 01:23:33,758 --> 01:23:35,259 What's wrong? 1112 01:23:35,885 --> 01:23:39,221 It'll be okay. Arthur, we'll... 1113 01:23:39,305 --> 01:23:42,182 Don't worry, we'll get Ron Meshbesher. It'll be okay... 1114 01:23:47,939 --> 01:23:52,026 Arthur! 1115 01:24:03,413 --> 01:24:06,749 Arthur! You've got to pull yourself together! 1116 01:24:06,833 --> 01:24:10,169 It's all shit, Larry! It's all shit! 1117 01:24:10,253 --> 01:24:11,712 Arthur, don't use that word. 1118 01:24:11,796 --> 01:24:13,922 It's just fucking shit! 1119 01:24:14,007 --> 01:24:15,007 Arthur. 1120 01:24:15,091 --> 01:24:17,384 Look at all that Hashem has given you! 1121 01:24:17,469 --> 01:24:20,637 What has he given me? He hasn't given me shit! 1122 01:24:20,722 --> 01:24:24,683 Arthur. What do I have? I live at the Jolly Roger. 1123 01:24:24,768 --> 01:24:28,353 You have a family! You have a job! 1124 01:24:28,438 --> 01:24:31,732 Hashem hasn't given me shit. He hasn't given me bupkes! 1125 01:24:31,816 --> 01:24:34,777 It's not fair to blame Hashem, Arthur. Please. 1126 01:24:34,861 --> 01:24:36,904 Sometimes... Please calm down. 1127 01:24:36,988 --> 01:24:39,156 Sometimes you have to help yourself. 1128 01:24:41,493 --> 01:24:43,660 Hashem hasn't given me shit. 1129 01:24:45,038 --> 01:24:47,873 Now I can't even play cards. 1130 01:24:54,964 --> 01:24:57,633 It's okay, it's okay. 1131 01:24:57,759 --> 01:25:00,511 It's okay, it's okay. 1132 01:25:25,787 --> 01:25:27,204 Is this it? 1133 01:25:27,789 --> 01:25:30,666 Yeah, I think. Yeah, there. 1134 01:25:41,553 --> 01:25:45,013 Look, this should help you get back on your feet. 1135 01:25:50,562 --> 01:25:51,645 Oh, my God. Where did you get this? 1136 01:25:51,729 --> 01:25:53,230 It doesn't matter. This is a lot of money. 1137 01:25:53,606 --> 01:25:56,150 It should get you started. I know, but this is a lot of money. 1138 01:25:56,276 --> 01:25:57,985 You sure you don't need it? Arthur, I'm fine. 1139 01:25:58,069 --> 01:25:59,695 Come on, get in. When you're settled, 1140 01:25:59,779 --> 01:26:01,488 let me know how to get in touch. 1141 01:26:01,573 --> 01:26:03,448 You're sure? 1142 01:26:03,533 --> 01:26:04,908 It's fine. 1143 01:26:22,302 --> 01:26:24,970 Larry. I'm sorry. 1144 01:26:26,097 --> 01:26:27,472 What I said last night. 1145 01:26:27,557 --> 01:26:29,266 I know. 1146 01:26:29,350 --> 01:26:30,726 It's okay. 1147 01:26:35,773 --> 01:26:37,024 Goodbye! 1148 01:26:46,534 --> 01:26:48,577 There's another Jew, son! 1149 01:27:05,553 --> 01:27:09,389 Were we out at the pool last night? 1150 01:27:12,101 --> 01:27:13,185 Yeah. 1151 01:27:15,438 --> 01:27:16,772 I'm sorry. 1152 01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:26,740 It's Shabbas. 1153 01:27:30,662 --> 01:27:32,329 Give me that fucker. 1154 01:30:32,176 --> 01:30:36,012 I'm sorry that... That things have been so hard for us. 1155 01:30:37,682 --> 01:30:39,057 It's okay. 1156 01:30:40,184 --> 01:30:42,811 Sy had so much respect for you, Larry. 1157 01:30:44,522 --> 01:30:47,274 He wrote letters to the tenure committee. 1158 01:30:59,412 --> 01:31:01,371 Jesus Christ. 1159 01:31:03,207 --> 01:31:05,959 ...taking your Place as a member of our tribe. 1160 01:31:06,043 --> 01:31:08,170 Now, you will go and see Rabbi Marshak. 1161 01:31:08,254 --> 01:31:12,048 Afterwards, you will celebrate in a reception downstairs in Schanfield Hall. 1162 01:31:12,133 --> 01:31:16,344 And then, you will be a member of B'Nai Avraham and the Nation of Israel. 1163 01:31:16,429 --> 01:31:20,640 Danny Gopnik, the Sisterhood makes a gift to you of this Kiddush cup, 1164 01:31:20,725 --> 01:31:24,978 so that you will remember this blessed day on the next Shabbas and the next, 1165 01:31:25,062 --> 01:31:27,606 and on every Shabbas of a long and fruitful life. 1166 01:31:27,690 --> 01:31:32,819 And until that wonderful day when you stand under the chuppah, we say amen. 1167 01:33:12,128 --> 01:33:15,130 When the truth 1168 01:33:16,507 --> 01:33:18,091 is found 1169 01:33:19,510 --> 01:33:21,511 to be lies... 1170 01:33:30,479 --> 01:33:33,356 ...and all the hope 1171 01:33:34,108 --> 01:33:37,527 within you dies... 1172 01:33:46,829 --> 01:33:48,204 Then what? 1173 01:33:50,750 --> 01:33:53,418 Grace Slick. 1174 01:33:54,879 --> 01:33:57,130 Marty Balin. 1175 01:33:58,341 --> 01:34:00,717 Paul Kantner. 1176 01:34:02,178 --> 01:34:04,054 Jorma... 1177 01:34:05,014 --> 01:34:06,222 Kaukonen. 1178 01:34:06,557 --> 01:34:08,058 ...something. 1179 01:34:09,060 --> 01:34:12,437 These are the members 1180 01:34:13,648 --> 01:34:15,982 of the Airplane. 1181 01:34:16,067 --> 01:34:18,068 Mmm-hmm. Uh-huh. 1182 01:34:50,142 --> 01:34:51,685 Be a good boy. 1183 01:34:57,608 --> 01:34:59,526 Danny was magnificent. 1184 01:35:00,778 --> 01:35:01,778 Oh. 1185 01:35:02,363 --> 01:35:04,114 Thank you, Arlen. 1186 01:35:04,198 --> 01:35:06,783 Mazel tov. It was wonderful. 1187 01:35:07,368 --> 01:35:09,953 Yes, it was. Thank you. 1188 01:35:10,037 --> 01:35:12,580 Such a time of nachas. 1189 01:35:12,665 --> 01:35:15,458 He's your youngest, you have to savor it. 1190 01:35:15,960 --> 01:35:17,127 I do. 1191 01:35:18,170 --> 01:35:19,421 I will. 1192 01:35:20,381 --> 01:35:23,425 Well, see you at the staff caf. Yes. 1193 01:35:23,509 --> 01:35:24,801 I, uh... 1194 01:35:25,594 --> 01:35:26,970 Just, um... 1195 01:35:27,972 --> 01:35:31,891 I shouldn't tell you this, I'm not telling you officially. 1196 01:35:31,976 --> 01:35:35,645 The tenure candidates aren't notified till Thursday. 1197 01:35:38,190 --> 01:35:39,315 Yes? 1198 01:35:40,192 --> 01:35:42,026 You'll be very pleased. 1199 01:35:44,655 --> 01:35:48,450 Thank you, Arlen. I didn't say anything. Mazel tov. 1200 01:36:43,130 --> 01:36:44,339 Fagle. 1201 01:37:23,587 --> 01:37:26,339 There's a tornado warning from the weather service. 1202 01:37:26,423 --> 01:37:31,010 Mr. Turchik has decided to move us into the basement of the synagogue. 1203 01:37:33,430 --> 01:37:35,098 We will form two lines. 1204 01:38:30,905 --> 01:38:34,240 That fucking flag's gonna rip right off the flagpole! 1205 01:38:48,964 --> 01:38:50,006 Hello? 1206 01:38:50,799 --> 01:38:52,884 Larry? Yes? 1207 01:38:52,968 --> 01:38:54,552 Hi, Len Shapiro. 1208 01:38:54,637 --> 01:38:57,555 Oh. Hello, Dr. Shapiro. 1209 01:38:57,640 --> 01:38:59,891 Listen, mazel tov on Danny. 1210 01:38:59,975 --> 01:39:01,768 Yes, thank you. 1211 01:39:01,852 --> 01:39:06,189 Listen, could you come by to discuss these x-ray results? 1212 01:39:10,527 --> 01:39:11,736 Hello? 1213 01:39:14,198 --> 01:39:15,239 Yes? 1214 01:39:15,324 --> 01:39:17,659 Larry, could you come in to discuss these x-ray results? 1215 01:39:17,743 --> 01:39:20,078 You remember the x-rays we took? 1216 01:39:22,331 --> 01:39:24,290 We can't discuss them over the phone? 1217 01:39:25,376 --> 01:39:27,418 I think we'd be more comfortable in person. 1218 01:39:28,504 --> 01:39:30,129 Can you come in? 1219 01:39:31,465 --> 01:39:33,466 When? Now. 1220 01:39:33,550 --> 01:39:36,552 Now is good. I've cleared some time now. 1221 01:39:44,770 --> 01:39:47,188 Hey, Fagle! 1222 01:39:50,359 --> 01:39:52,151 Fagle, I got your...